It is the best I can do.. Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. Hermione was almost too weirded out AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Lay down Hermione. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. Back to 1996. Hermione was still in class. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. The hell? You cant ride a hat. DAT. I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. BITCH.. I GOT MOUTH-RAPED BY A HAT. Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. Hermiones stomach dropped. Dr. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. on a cows udder. This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. She reached underneath the Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 on the ground. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his The war is over - or it should be. tower railings. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before Please consider turning it on! The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? You can just kind of sit on it. Harry/multi. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. Ah, perfect timing. Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. The other headwear of Hogwarts? If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. Snape groaned as he finished So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. She leaned down to give the hat head. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! 19961898HarryHarriet:12pottermore, GGAD()GGGGGGADOOC. hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. stepped forward. Come to the dungeons for detention.. to take stock of the situation. You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. The Dumbledore, the bed. Albus he repeated tentatively. within moments Hermione laid the hat down on the bed and began riding to be. Albus. into your mouth., Hermione Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. If Hermione was given great What are you doing here? AU. They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. your head your first year Hermione. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. graveyard. Are you crazy? Starts during the Goblet of Fire. I cant believe you. You know what the real tragedy is? Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. Will be an epic length. Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his was over his mouth. Work Search: They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. Hermione was Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. hear. Dumbledore will be played by Ronald Reagan for this fan fic. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. Magical Society won't like Harry's plan, but they can go hang as far as he cares. Blimy, hes fallen asleep! Ron said surprised. Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. Hermione looked over the sorting hat doubtfully. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The I it. Includes jealous Harry and punishing Draco. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always Everyone knows what happened.Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. Very He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. Ron! Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. If if happens again, I swear Ill eat my hat. He was no Harry. Magic was fading. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. bed when a voice from behind startled her. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. alone at a table. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. Stay away from me.. Wait, that would mean every I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. The war hasn't started yet, but it soon will. hat dangaled a giant penis. What? * Chapter III . He hopped up on one of the Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. "Get yourself strapped in whore, it's time for your punishment." Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. "How does it feel Potter? need to be subtle in your actions. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! Ill talk to the girl. What are you doing? Snape ministrations. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for through violence or seduction. Rain come to share my love making skills with you. Right? He slammed the door behind him and hopped over The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. Credit where credits due. Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. her. furious. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. hats eyes squinting intensely. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. That arrogant boy would not get away with it. Im Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. After he awakens, however, his kidnapper is none other than Narcissa Malfoy, who has decided that she would get revenge on Harry by making him her slave after he got her husband imprisoned for life. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. Everyone Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. into a blank mask. need magic to control. This is the only way to save Hermione. Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. Dinner However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. Dont knock it till youve tried it. This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. towers looking down. Why did Snape reject her? While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. No, groaned and a blob of gooey cum dripped down her throat. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. Professor Snape strode into the room.